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OBAMA, I'M WHAT THEY LIKE!
When you write a high-powered blog like this, you develop some sources in extremely high places. That's how I am able to bring to you the previously unpublished transcript of a phone call that took place between Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton on Tuesday prior to Senator Clinton speaking at the Democratic National Convention.
Unfortunately, due to technical problems, I was only able to get Senator Obama's side of the phone call, but I still think you will find it interesting. While I never realized that Barak Obama is a Jerry Lee Lewis fan, AMAZINGLY, his half of the phone conversation fits EXACTLY to the tune of Jerry Lee's classic OH BABY THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!
(You know, "chan-til-ly lace and a pretty face? A pony tail, hangin down. Remember?)
Here goes . . . you must promise never to divulge where you got this information!
RING . . . RING . . . RING . . .
Hello, Hillary? Yeah, this is Obama speaking. Ha, Ha, you sweet thing!
Do I what? Will I what? I'm Obama, you KNOW what I like:
Presidential race, and my pretty face, the media, bowing down
They giggle when I walk, they wiggle when I talk,
I make their world go round, round, round!
Ain't nothin in the world
Like a lib-er-al, I can act so funny while I spend their money
Make me feel real loose like a long neck goose.
Obama! I'm what they like!
What's that? You wanna speak at 8? And don't be late?
But Hillary, I already picked my V.P. Ha! Ha! Oh, alright Hillary,
I KNOW what YOU like . . .
You can take your pick, I promise you
How does Secretary of State sound to you?
Supreme Court Judge? That's possible too
Just deliver those folks who were gonna vote for you!
Ain't nothin' in the world, like us lib-er-als, we can act so funny while we spend their money.
Makes us feel real loose, like a long neck goose
Obama, I'm what they LIKE!
(Caller terminates conversation)
There you have it. Pretty heady stuff, huh?
I would like to thank my confidential source in the Clinton campaign (code name: Big Willie) for sharing that transcript.
(Note to Big Willie - Thanks for the transcript and best wishes in your drive to repeal the 22nd Amendment).
Tomorrow's blog - Barak visits Lebanon (the city, not the country).
email: aboomer@embarqmail.com
-- A. Boomer (August 27, 2008)
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